Friday, April 17, 2009

Question 118

"wut other JOBS are there behsides handjobs?"

I may have already answered something similar before; it feels semi-familiar... but, fuck it, you asked, so I'll try to answer...
Yes, there are plenty of other "jobs" besides the good ole fashioned hand job; technically, you can be jerked off by several different parts of a woman's body...
Let's go through the rundown:

The Hand Job:
The Classic; it's the simplest and easiest one their is. Yer girlfriend or wife grabs yer cock by the shaft and works her hand up and down (I know you already know this, as do many others; but, there are those who truly do not understand... I'll touch on that another time).

The Blow Job (Also known as Head or Sucking Cock):
Also an easy "job"; but, not well received by many women as a job they wanna do. This Job involves her placing yer cock in her mouth and working it like an icicle pop... best part is the Blow Job can work in tandem with the Hand Job... (For the Ladies: When giving a basic BJ, try to avoid teeth to cock contact; simply place yer tongue over yer bottom teeth and yer upper lip to cover yer top teeth)...

The rest of these Jobs will require you to use lube... and as I always say, go with water based lube... you can find them at sex shops and usually alongside condoms in pharmacies and some convenient stores...

The Tit Job (known as Titty Fucking):
This job can't be performed by every woman; while huge tits ain't a must, they do help. Yer girlfriend rests yer cock between her tits and pushes them together; allowing her to jerk you off with them or for you to fuck them; depending on the size of yer cock, she may even be able to suck the tip of yer cock... Some women prefer to lie on their back, to do it on their knees while you stand or to do it with you sitting; try several different ways to find which one she likes best...

The Foot Job (Also known as Foot Fucking):
This Job is pretty simple; but, a hard sell for women who've never gotten into foot play of find feet disgusting. Yer girlfriend places her feet together and makes a pseudo-pussy out of the arches of her feet... If she has long legs, she can do this while sitting behind you. There are a few positions for this; but, never have her stand on you (that's an accident waiting to happen)...

The Ass Job (Not to be confused with Anal Sex or Ass Fucking):
This Job might be hard to sell yer girlfriend on. Like Titty Fucking, yer cock rests between her ass cheeks and either you or her squeeze them tight around yer cock; allowing you or her or even both to do the work rubbin yer cock between them... This Job can be with her standing and bent over, with her in the doggy position or, if she's a bit nimble, can be done with her lying on top of you... again, see what positions suit her best... Plus, on a hygienic note, make sure she's clean back there...

The Pussy Job (Not to be confused with regular intercourse):
This particular Job might be easier to sell yer girlfriend on, because she'll be getting a good bit of pleasure out of it as well. By now, you should be getting how this works; your cock is placed between two parts of her body and then held firm by you or her... in this case, yer resting yer cock between her labia majora (the skin that surrounds the pussy). I've used the terminology before; but, think hot dog in a bun... again, this can be done in several positions; find the ones she likes...

The rest are a bit avant-garde for those who never even would have thought of it; so, don't just suggest these on a whim, unless you and yer girlfriend are into trying new things...

The Armpit Job (also known as Pit Fucking):
Yep, you guessed it; you place yer cock under her arm and then she gives it a head lock (pun intended). This is best done from behind yer girlfriend and can allow her to give you a Hand Job along with it; depedning on how long yer cock is... Be sure to try this when her armpit has no harsh stubble; all the lube in the world won't help you avoid that friction nightmare...

The Arm Job (also known as Arm Fucking): *Couldn't find a Arm Job Pic... so how bout a stripper?
This is probably best done with you laying down (but, can be done several ways). Yer girlfriend takes yer cock in the crook of her elbow (where the arm bends) and brings her hand to her shoulder or chest; giving you a cock lock... if she lays on her side on top of you and places her hand behind her head, she can also give you a Hand Job... She can also flex her bicep a bit to put on a little extra pressure...

The Knee Job (Also known as a Leg Job): *Couldn't find a Knee Job Pic... so a sexy chick in a bikini should do
This one is the same as Arm Fucking, only yer cock is placed in the crook of her knee. The best position might be with her laying on her side next to you and proping her leg over yer cock; again, this will give her room and motion to work in a Hand Job as well...

Well, those are the ones that I know of... I hope that was helpful enough for ya...

Good Luck and Happy Fucking

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