Quickies: All Hail the Cock and Pussy

Naturally it had to happen... with Ass Worship Day and Anal Sex Day, we now have:

Cock Worship Day


And Pussy Worship Day
Happy Fucking Folks... I might start adding these days to my calender, lol

Quickie: Anal Sex Day

"I liked Ass Worship Day but what about Anal Sex Day? Id be down for that I think Ill get on that right away"

That sounds like another interesting idea for an awesome day...

I wouldn't expect every woman to be crazy about the idea, lol... but, good luck with that...

Happy Fucking

Quickie: Ass Worship Day

"wouldnt a ass warship day be awesome"

Indeed it would, Sir... Especially since I do indeed worship ass...


Hopefully, we will have such a day... followed by Pussy Worship Day and Titty Worship Day (though Mardi Gra is pretty close)...

For me though, everyday is Ass Worship Day, lol

Happy Fucking

Question 115

"Ive been having a hard time deciding whether or not to try making a move on this girl I like. The problem is Im also a girl. Ive dated boys before. But Ive always wondered about being with other girls. I pretend to be a lesbian around my friends when we hang out to get a laugh. Honestly I do it because I really want to try it. Part of me wonders if Im wrong or just lonely. Should I give it a try or stick with the guys?"

Hey, if you wanna give it a go, I'd say go for it... if it's what you wanna do and you feel yer ready, then there's no problem with exploring how being with a woman feels like...
Well, I can't really say that... depending on the people around you, you may have the usual stigma that comes with being different from the norm...
I guess what I'm trying to say is that there is nothing wrong with what yer feeling and wanting to explore it further... the only problems that may arise is from others who look down on homosexuality...
But, everything has it's risks... if you choose to try sleeping with women and decide that's the life for you, then yer gonna have to deal with idiots from time to time; but, if it's always on yer mind and you really feel it's what you want, then putting up with dumbshits is a small risk to take...

Question 114

"I was reading [Jane]'s blog about John Mayer and she bitches about him being too ugly to date and how can he possibly find women to be with. I'd jump him in a second. I also beleive in inner beauty and can look past outward appearnce. What do you think? Can somone be to ugly?

Body is a wonderland in Frnklin"

I've read the blog yer talkin about and after reading it I'd say that the blogger's just voicing their own opinion about their view on appearances; goin with the ever so popular "Reading a book by it's cover" way of thinking... and they see John Myer being a prime example...
Now, I also look more than what ya see on the surface; but, the women mentioned that Mayer dated were celebritites... When it comes to celebrity dating, I never assume it's because of love outright... celebrities date celebrities; it's just how it goes... mostly cause it's what the american public wants...
That being said, that's just how I view it... for all we know, those women really got to know Mayer and just really liked him enough to date... also, they may not have found him "too ugly"... Beauty is definately in the eye of the beholder... what one person finds ugly another person may find to be beautiful...

I used to have a crush on women like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres; I just like funny women (or lesbians who were in the closet)...

To make a long story short:
Can someone be too ugly to date?... that depends on who yer looking at and how you view what is ugly and what is beautiful...
Yes, not a direct answer; but, that's how it is... if yer the kinda person who looks on the surface, then outward appearances are what yer gonna notice... if you look more into someone's personality, then you may find the ugly duckling is actually very attractive in yer eyes or the hot guy buying you drinks is a digusting prick after getting to know him...

Sorry if that wasn't helpful; but, that's just how I see it...

Happy Fucking

Question 113

"I have this friend [Uber-Cunt] and we've been friends for almost a year. almost a month ago she broke up with her boyfriend and moved out of her dad's place. she had to stay here a while and while she was here we had sex. when she got her own place she stopped talking to me and won't even say hi to me.

now I hear she's telling people I was all over her when she was at my place and that I made her have sex with me to let her stay. I had to quit work because I couldn't stand to look at her anymore and everyone was treating me like shit. only my closest friends believe while all her bitch friends keep bugging me with calls and on the street.

they keep saying they're going to get [Uber-Cunt] to press charges on me and they'll testify that I was cruel to her. I know she can't do this. her own father is on my side and he's her only source of money. he says if she goes through with it he'll disown her. I still can't believe she did this to me. I let her have a place to stay and helped her out and she played with my heart. how the fuck does this shit happen? why does this shit happen?"

*Hope ya don't mind, I spaced yer messege*

Now, first and foremost, damn, that's fucked up... I'm sorry you got played hard...
I'd have to say that if I were in that situation, I'd sue the cunt for defamation of character; especially since you quit work because of it... You'd have a hell of a case with her own dad on yer side; but, that's what I'd do...

As for how and why, good sir?... well, just like there are the assholes among men, you have the cunts among women... soulless pieces of shit devoid of any form a morality whom only seek out others to leach off of; usually leaving a trail of bullshit and chaos in their wake...
She used you to have a roof over her head; more than likely using sex as a means to trap you into thinking more would come, like a relationship as more than friends... even that friendship you had, if you look back on it, was probably one of convenience for her...

For now, try to live yer life away from her bullshit... avoid places yer sure to bump into her and her retarded friends... the less you have to deal with her, the better...
Since it's her friends that are harassing you, they're probably eating up all her bullshit... get an answering machine if you don't have one already and when they call, let it pick up... you'd be surprised how idiotic people are when leaving threatening messages on a machine... save the threats they make and take them to the police... I know you may not want to do it; but, getting threats is a serious matter... Also, if yer getting harassed in person when yer not at home, have friends around; safety in numbers and all that...

If there is a chance one of her friends would listen to yer side, by all means, tell them; but, don't be surprised if they don't... and don't try to argue yer point to them; it's not worth it... though, in such a situation, do point out that her own Dad is on yer side...
That's what really gets me... you know how much of a cunt you have to be for yer own father to not take yer side; especially with the kind of bullshit she's spewing...

The more I think about it, the more I think you should get a lawyer and look into suing her... I'm sorry, if that's not the route you'd like to take; but, if I'm understanding right, you had to quit because of her... there is a case there...
I'd consider it even more if her stories persist as well as her friends... and be sure to use her father's knowledge of the situation; of course, be sure to let him know if you would take his daughter to court and maybe even see if he'd help out if needed...

This is a very tricky situation and I know it's not easy being a man when a girl starts making up horrible stories about you; after all, we tend to take the woman's side, even when she cries wolf...
But, you don't have to take this kind of shit... if yer out of work and feeling threatened, all because of her, then yer gonna have to either put a stop to it or move far away from that mess...

In the end, the choice is yers as to what to do; but, at least file a report against her friends if they keep harassing you... if she sees yer willing to bring police into it, she may shut her fucking mouth...

Good luck to ya, Sir... Hope shit works out and I hope the next person ya fall for isn't an utter cunt...

*If anyone has any other advice that might help out, be sure to share (barring violence)...

Quickie: Tribbing?

"Whats tribbing?"

Tribbing is when a woman rubs her pussy against her lover's body to get off... it's been around for a while and more commonly known as Scissoring or the Scissors Position...

Example:

You usually see it used in lesbian porn (as shown); but, Tribbing can be used with straight couples as well... Tribbing is rubbing yer'self against any part of yer lover...

Let's give this a try

Since it's getting harder and harder to find Myspace safe materials, I figured I'd try this... This means I'll start posting the same thing on two sites; but, I'll be able to have more leeway here... I'll put up a link to the Myspace one so people can look at old posts; easier than me reposting everything onto here...

Hope this works out...