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Question 129: 100 Wrongs With No Right In Sight

"I've been dating since I was sixteen and still haven't found mr. Right or even mr. Almost Right.... I've dated assholes dickheds and morons.... Not once have I come close to meeting a nice person who can give me what I want... Is it hopeless or is there reelly somone out there for me?"

I would never tell anyone something is hopeless; as long as what you want is within reason. When someone says, "I always meet so-and-so" or "I only ever attract this kinda of person", I have to point the finger at them and let them know that, more than likely, it's their fault.

Of course I don't mean it's their fault the person is a piece of shit. I mean their choice of person is to blame for their numerous failures in finding Mr/Miss Right.

First off, get rid of the notion of there being such a thing as a Mr. Right and look for someone you just like being around. When people look for something specific (and they usually do when looking for a Mr. Right) they tend to hold onto pointless standards; i.e. makes a certain amount of money, look a certain way, be from a certain place, have certain things, the list goes on.

By all means, have your standards, but always keep them reasonable and within reason. You meet someone nice who's fun to be around and you bail on them cause they make less then you'd like, then you'll forever find Mr. Wrong.

Secondly, if you've been going to the same places over and over again looking for someone then it's time to change the venue. Go to clubs and bars? Try bookstores, the mall, just someplace that's a far cry from your usual haunts.

Thirdly, and most important, don't be on the lookout for Mr. Right. If you're always looking then you'll most likely end up repeating your habit of dating Mr. Wrong after Wrong. Be patient and take your time getting to know someone before committing to a dating relationship.

These are the three basic guidelines for dating (Don't be shallow and have an open mind. Try new places. Don't Rush.). But please do try any method you see fit; there are plenty of opinions out there on trying to meet someone.

Good Luck.

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Question 128: Knowing Too Much Too Soon?

"When I was in high school I had health class and learned about sex and then I wanted to have it all the time. My 14 year old niece is having sex ed this year and I'm worried it may make her want to have sex. Can school's teach our kids how to have sex?"

I've had this conversation with people before and some of them tend to think along the same lines - that Sex Education classes will lead to kids having sex. To that I ask them the same question: Where did you learn about sex?

Before you say you learned about it in school, really think, most likely (unless you were completely sheltered as a child) you learned about sex long before it was brought up in classes at school; you just didn't know the in's and out's of it. All Sex Ed. does is make teenagers more aware of the facts about sex and how to be properly prepared should they decide to have sex.

As much as you worry about your niece learning "too much" about sex, the truth is she's going to learn about it one way or another. Which would you have? Learning that life lesson at the hands of her first boyfriend and having no clue how to protect herself or having the knowledge to greatly reduce her risks for STD's and pregnancy?

Sex Ed. isn't gonna "make" her wanna have sex - that depends on her own wishes. Sex Ed. (done proper) is there to prepare our sexually motivated youth prevent the consequences of unprotected sex; it ain't gonna show them all the positions of the Kama Sutra. Instead of worrying about her having Sex Ed., you (or more preferably her parents) should be more concerned about how well the class informs her.

If you still have any fears bring it up to her parents. Don't go to her yourself; way too creepy uncle.

Good Luck.

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It's time for me to organize a little bit.

Get the maids to tidy up.


And have the Secretary bring over the other posts from myspace before I close the account.


Until then, please send in yer questions, stories and thoughts and I'll get to them ASAP.

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Question 127: To swallow or not to swallow?

"MY BOYFREIND THINKS ITS SEXY IF A WOMAN SWALLOWS A MANS COME. IM A LITTLE SCARED TO TRY IT. IS THERE ANY WAY TO NOW WHAT TO EXSPECT?"


Sorry to say, but it's hard to tell what semen's gonna taste like... depending on yer boyfriend's diet, it could taste anywhere from bitter to sweet... even factors like smoking and drugs (medical and recreational) can affect the "flavor" of yer man...

There's also the issue of thickness... if he drinks alot of water and fruit drinks, it'll be runnier than if he drinks say alotta milk or anything with alotta dairy which will make it thicker...

If this is somethin yer really interested in trying, I'd suggest goin slow... don't go into expecting to gargle down a load like a pro, work yer way upto it... next time you have sex, put a little cum on yer fingers and try tasting a little of it with yer tongue...


If you can get pass that, try putting some on yer tongue and wooshing it around yer mouth...


If ya can handle the texture and the taste, then yer ready to try swallowing... you can either let him cum into yer mouth like they do in porn with shooting it in...


Or let him cum in yer mouth and take it in from there... if you do this method, don't be surprised you you gag a bit the first time... it's not so much the flavor as it can be the force of the cum hitting yer gag reflex...


Also, don't be concerned if you can't swallow it all... some guys blow a bigger load than some, so just try swallowing what ya can and if at any time ya think ya don't wanna try it again, then don't... sex is meant to be enjoyed after all...

Hope that helped and happy fucking...

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Happy Valentine's Day

But let's not forget those poor single folk usually forgotten this time of year

Fella's, break out the lube


And ladies, enjoy yer toy of choice


Happy Fucking everyone

Question 126: Is it Racist?

"I like innerracial porn but only if its a white man and a black chick does this make me racist?"

Not at all... it just means ya'd rather see a black woman getting fucked by someone you can project yer'self onto; in this case, the white guy...

Alot of people have mixed feelings about being attracted to a different race, but it's completely natural to find the idea extremely tempting... having sex with someone outside yer race is still kinda taboo to many people and we all know how the taboo can really turn people on...

So, by all means, watch whatever porn makes ya feel good and do so free of guilt...

Happy Fucking

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